As it turns out, Snoop singing about Hot Pockets isn't the worst thing you'll hear to today because Paris Hilton has a new song called "Good Time". I assume the title is ironic. Her right still looks like she had a stroke, but she does ask the singular existential question that has haunted man since the dawn of time: "Are you having a good time?" What defines "a good time"? It something we should ask ourselves. All her friends are there and she's emotionally invested in you having a good time. She's also "tipsy" but she's taking her time to check in to make sure you're having a good time. Then Lil' Wayne comes over to let you know he had sex with Paris Hilton, because you should know that if you truly want to have a good time. There also seems to be a sense of urgency because "it's the last day to party". What happens tomorrow if we can no longer party? Life has no instrinsic vaule and parties are abstractly contrived to give our existence meaning? What does it mean to party? Is this party a metaphor for life itself? Let's all take a moment today to reflect on these questions that Paris has LOL JK this song and video are dumb.
