Cheryl Cole Got A Tattoo On Her Entire Ass

Apparently Cheryl Cole is/was a member of Girls Aloud, which I assume is some sort of thing British people have agreed to let exist because they needed something to replace the Spice Girls. The Internet tells me that Cole is the most famous one of the group, but that probably changed this weekend because she got the most dumb ink anybody has got since an NBA player. The only difference here is that you can actually see this tattoo. If her ass doesn't actually smell like flowers then she probably sits through a lot of awkward pauses.