‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Is A Porn With James Deen

James Deen, a professional porn star and co-star of The Canyons with Lindsay, is the dude who got paid to bang 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham. Also, it was shot YESTERDAY. Yes, yesterday. TMZ reports:

Deen — a professional porn star — tells TMZ, "Word travels fast … it isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday." When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, "Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady." As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's seen the entire tape and says, "It's amazing … and I'm doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out."

Let's recap, they met Friday, got tested, then shot a porn on Sunday. Until just now, Abraham denied any existence of a sex tape and threatened legal action over a sex tape she shot this weekend with a paid porn actor. Jesus, do these whores even try anymore? At least Kim Kardashian had everybody fooled for a while. So, in conclusion, Farrah Abraham is basically doing porn now. Thanks, MTV! You're defintely not part of the problem. Hahaha jk you are.