Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape. Of Course She Does

It’s 2015. “Courtney Stodden has a sex tape” is something I feel I should have written before now.

Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney recently shot her porn debut — and it’s being shopped around town. This ain’t our first rodeo … so, we figured the tape would eventually make it to the desk of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch, and … bingo! Hirsch confirms he’s already seen the video, and reveals it’s a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) — sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen “looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen.” As for whether Vivid’s bidding on the tape — Hirsch wouldn’t tip his hand.

Courtney Stodden filming herself masturbating for money is just a natural progression, but I’d like to take this opportunity to bring awareness to wage equality. I was offered $10 for my porn video simply because I am a man. When will men get paid the same as women for fucking on camera? Where is our progress? Also, why don’t I get an engagement ring that I can pawn when the relationship doesn’t work out? Just another example of the vagiarchy or something like that I don’t know.

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