According To ‘Law & Order: SVU’, Rihanna Will Be Murdered On A Yacht

Law & Order: SVU did their Chris Brown and Rihanna episode last night, but instead of calling Chris Brown a murderer who kills Rihana, they call Chris Brown “Caleb” then says he will eventually kill Rihanna. Except the call the girl who gets murdered “Mischa”. TMZ reports:

This had to be the easiest script the ‘SVU’ crew ever wrote … as it copied the Rihanna-Chris saga almost exactly — and simply changing the names to Mischa and Caleb. The first brutal domestic violence incident goes down as Mischa (Rihanna) catches Caleb (Chris) hugging another woman, and says … “Caleb, I can’t leave you alone for 5 minutes without you getting trashy.” Caleb (Chris) says “Who you steppin’ to?” — then yells, “Skinny ass ho!” … as he slams her head to the ground and punches her in the face. Just like real life … Mischa (Rihanna) refuses to testify against Caleb (Chris Brown). The ‘SVU’ detectives even say at one point, “These two should go on a double with Chris Brown and Rihanna. But the ending seemed to be ripped from a different scandal. Caleb (Chris) and Mischa (Rihanna) are having a romantic moment on a private yacht when she asks about a text message on his phone. Caleb (Chris) says, “Haven’t you learned to mind your own business?” The next scene is a reporter at a memorial for Mischa (Rihanna) … whose body was found in Bermuda … floating next to the yacht.

The worst thing about this whole thing is that there’s a lot of people out there who would actually like to see Rihanna get killed by Chris Brown than see her get back with him, just so they can say they tried to warn her, and in turn, justify their existence. They probably already have it saved in their Twitter drafts folder and the article submitted to GQ I bet.