Rihanna is in Barbados right now and being in Barbados means being in a bikini in English I think. Not pictured is the shark who jumped up later and punched her in the face and bit her leg off. Oh, don’t worry. She’s fine. She forgave him and they’re flirting back and forth on Twitter now.
Nancy Guthrie’s followers briefly thought they had finally gotten the update they had been waiting for. A late-night sheriff’s message…
