Kate Upton Says Good Morning

Kate Upton basically has only three poses (#1 – “Hey, look at my ass!, #2 – “Hey, look at my hand in my hair!, #3 – “Hey, look at my hand on my hip/sometimes both hair and hip!”), but that’s fine because I only know three sexual positions. What am I, an Israelite? Is your vagina the pyramids? Why do I have to work so hard? WHY DON’T YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE??!!