Ever since her sister stalked Prince William in college then convinced him to marry her, the media has gone apeshit over this flat assed bitch by telling you Pippa Middleton has the greatest butt in the history of everything. Even though the “ass” they’re talking about was padded at the Royal Wedding. This is her real ass. This. So, to recap: flat ass, Iron Giant’s jaw, Darkman’s lips, Caylee Anthony’s tits, receding hairline. Awww yeah, baby. You probably can’t tell, but I’m just an unbridled ball of lust right now.
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