Kelly Carlson could have braided intestines for hair and after seeing her once as Kimber, the hooker with the heart of gold, on Nip/Tuck you’d still cum at least once. So imagine my surprise when she showed up in a bikini in Malibu. I have things to do later, and I don’t feel like approving comments, so “Ewwww, she has fake tits!”, “Where is her ass? I’d take Christina Hendricks or Aretha Franklin any day over this chick”, “Todd, you’re obviously a fag”, “She has hips of a 10-year old, Thai boy!”, “OMG, it’s so obvious that beach was photoshopped in”. I know the chocolate on your keyboard is doing a great job of it already, but does that pretty much cover it?
Heidi Klum recently stunned many of her fans and followers on Instagram with two posts showing her sunbathing. In the…
