Like a Mexican not wearing cutoff jean shorts at the beach, it’s weird to see Brooklyn Decker not in a bikini (BAM!) (BAM AGAIN!) (EVEN MORE BAM!). First the UNC thing, then the soccer mom haircut, and now a dress. It’s almost like she’s trying not to give me an erection. What’s her deal? I can look at her right now and nothing. Nothoohh-o-oohhhhhh. Ohhh. Ohhh…mmmm..ohhh. Ohh. Nevermind. Move along.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
