So, I take back everything I said about Irina Shayk . Kate Upton should have made the cover. In fact, she should make every cover or every magazine ever made. Why? Because she’s complete and utter physical perfection. And she’s 18. I really don’t think I need to tell you at this point how my penis looks like the sword in the stone. It looks like one half of a drawbridge right now.
Note : When I was in Vegas, I met this chick from a bacherlorette party who I literally thought was Kate Upton. Turned out she was not Kate Upton. And she was 21. And she chased her Patron shots with lemons instead if limes. It’s a good think none of those were dealbreakers for me.
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Models at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV
Featuring: Kate Upton
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 14 Feb 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com