Despite being a white brunette chick with blue eyes, Olivia Wilde goes against everything my penis literally and figuratively stands for. No tits, no ass, and a forehead that could be scouted as a location for the Chamber of Secrets. But, goddamn, it works. All of it. I’d blow in this chick so hard I’d fly backward and bust through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
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