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It really is hard to imagine that Jaime Pressly is 33. You don’t look like this unless you just rose from a grave or it’s 1624. Are we sure she was drunk? Maybe she’s a coal miner. Maybe she just has the Black Lung. Have you ever thought of that Santa Monica P.D.? Huh?! Did you?!

Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…