TMZ is reporting:
Sources close to Lohan tell us the actress has not received permission to use the gym at UCLA’s Neuropsychiatric Hospital — where Lindsay has been since August 2 — even though she’s been craving a workout.
The only things Lindsay Lohan has ever worked out are her septum and gag reflex so I have a hard time believing she is all of a sudden health conscious. Chick looked at an upper like Jessica Simpson looks at a plate of nachos. Somebody please tell her and her enabling mother that jail and rehab aren’t spa weekends at Canyon Ranch because they haven’t stopped bitching about the luxuries Lindsay’s been denied. Don’t they know there are children in Africa who don’t even have a personal trainer? And because of this shortage, they are forced to starve themselves to stay bikini ready! My god Linds, how selfish can you be?
Johnny Depp isn’t Lindsay Lohan, and I couldn’t be happier about it.
