Look, it’s Friday and I have shit to do, so it was either Tila Tequila walking around in Band-Aids or Jessica Lowndes walking around on the set of 90210. As you can see, she appears to be sneezing. But in my defense, she should have told me she was allergic to latex. What am I a mind reader?! How am I supposed to know if you don’t tel….what do you mean I never listen?! Maybe if you stopped talking once in a while I cou…don’t you walk away from me! Don’t you walk away from me!!
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…