Megan Fox Dresses Appropriately

My love for Megan Fox undying, but it isn’t helping that she’s starting to look like something on the buffet in Dubai and the fact that every time she opens her mouth, I want to take a Haitian baby hostage to make her shut up. But what does help is when she wears pants like this. To be more specific, pants like this. I’m not really sure where I would start with that, but I think it may involve a bib and bottle of hot sauce.

Pic credit: Allure