She’s Laughing At You

I’m gonna try to say this in the nicest way possible, but if Christina Hendricks didn’t look like she could breastfeed Grendel she would probably be hoping to get a call from Lane Bryant and giving head to play a dead body on CSI: Greensboro. And the last one might not work, because she’s pale and has fangs. I get the feeling if she went down on me she’d bring out a bottle of hot sauce at some point.