Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko attended an event in Hamburg, Germany this weekend where whatever it is they’re doing is considered legal. If it isn’t obvious by now, Hayden Panettiere’s daddy issues could be harnessed and used to power a giant robot who we can beam down when needed from the spacestation Skyvault. First she dated 32-year old Milo Ventiwhateverthefuck and now Klitschko. If you threw a guy under 30 at her there’s a good chance she’d burst into flames.
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