If you don’t like Crank or Snatch, you will die alone because God hates you, but more to the point, Jason Statham set sail on his yacht this weekend where guests included Orlando Bloom, Usher, and Miranda Kerr’s hot little ass. I have no idea under what scenario this might happen or who would suffer the legalities, but if she found herself as the main ingredient on Iron Chef and they needed her vagina pounded into a fine powder, I’d be more than happy to help with that.
Perv out.
