A community college student apparently didn’t care about what he got on his Photography 101 final, because here’s some pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s skanky pale ass on the beach in a Santa hat. Jesus, can’t she just go ahead and die already? Hasn’t the AIDS worked it’s magic yet? It’s not like she’s gonna do anything if she lives. If I was elected President, my first act would be to pass a law making it mandatory to hit Lindsay in the head with a brick to see if it will stabilize the economy. I mean, something has to get us out of this mess. If Lindsay’s brains splattered on the wall can get me a low-interest loan, then by all means, go for it. If not, hey, no harm done.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
