St. Barts is apparently ground zero for hot Victoria’s Secret ass right now, and as my penis hoped for in his diary, Candice Swanepoel showed up yesterday. Christ, she’s beautiful. This chick might be too perfect to fuck. I’m afraid if I bent her over the arm of the couch I might get my penis caught in a rainbow.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
