New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady welcomed his second child (the first that he didn’t leave while the mother was pregnant) with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Page Six reports:
It’s a boy for Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. People is reporting the pair have welcomed their first child. Brady has 2-year-old son Jack with ex Bridget Moynahan. The New England Patriots quarterback and the Brazilian supermodel tied the knot during a private ceremony back in February and then held a reception in Costa Rica in July.
To reiterate, Tom Brady is prettier than your girlfriend, is a two-time Super Bowl MVP, and an international supermodel didn’t mind if he didn’t pull out. Awesome. In recognition of their special day, I would just like to say fuck you, Tom Brady.
NOTE: No, I don’t mean “three-time Super Bowl Champion”. I mean “two-time Super Bowl MVP”. Thanks, though.
