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Britney Spears’ tits and tour in Australia are both unmitigated disasters, but that didn’t seem to stop her from putting on a bikini in Melbourne yesterday. Why? Who knows. One might guess that Britney Spears is completely removed from reality and thinks she still looks like she did in 1998. Here’s a hint: she doesn’t. I’m not sure how a methfreak, dumpy single mother of two with tits that look like they just get hit my darts translates into “sexy”, but maybe she should reconsider wearing crap like this. I swear, the only way I would get my penis near this is if I had a book of spells.