Obama really needs to fund a study on why Britney Spears refuses to wear a fucking bra. Especially since her tits look like balloons five days after a party. They look like something on the breakfast menu at Denny’s. I seriously don’t know if I’m supposed to masturbate or ask for a side of cheese grits.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
