My beloved Megan Fox made an unscheduled appearance as a celebrity bartender at Sonny McLean’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica to raise money for charity, and I’m just a little pissed that I didn’t know about this because I’ve been practicing my pickup lines for when I meet her for a while now. “Are you a sergeant? Because you make my privates stand at attention.” “I know I don’t have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?” What lady could resist?!? I’m so smooth!
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
