Since she has no friends, no money, no job, and no dignity, Lindsay Lohan had a birthday party for herself in Vegas at MGM this weekend. Boy, I bet that crowd was pumped. Nothing like going to Vegas to watch a bony coke whore with more dots on her freckled ass than a stack of dot matrix printer paper shuffling back and forth in her panties. I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather watch me being set on fire than watch Lindsay Lohan.
Prince William reportedly laid down firm requirements for peace talks with his estranged brother, Prince Harry. Not only that, these…
