I’m not sure if paparazzi sleep in their vans in Maui waiting for celebrities in bikinis, but lucky for them, Lindsay Lohan showed up. Or unlucky for them. Mostly because she’s a pale, freckled mess with no ass and tits that look like they’re trying to go metal detecting. I have no idea what I just said there, but hopefully
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