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I have no idea what Doutzen Kroes’ incredibly hot ass has to do with the resurrection of Jesus. I don’t know, maybe the same as a magical bunny who hides painted eggs. Either way, here it is. And here I am saying I’ll see you on Monday. Dave will be here this weekend as usual, so we won’t be gone long. Unlike the time with your sister. To be honest, anybody could have gotten her pregnant. She was kind of a slut, dude.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
