Britney Spears is On Tour

Britney Spears kicked off The Circus: Starring Britney Spears Tour in New Orleans last night, and I’m sure everyone there will remember it for the rest of their lives. And why wouldn’t they? Normally you only get to see a dumpy single mother whose under psychiatric care prance around when she’s asking if you want a lap dance. And they don’t even have all these fancy costumes! Go Britney, go!!