Hittin’ Your Balls All Over The Links

Observe, the newest effort of the powers that be to get me interested in golf. [CollegeHumor]

Did Jessica Simpson fire her band last week? Does this mean she’s done with music? ‘Cause that’d be great. [LaineyGossip]

You know what would make Jennifer Aniston feel less awkward AND make her more famous? Untimely death. [FatBackMedia]

Um. Is that Beyonce‘s axe wound? Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

You don’t have to love Christina Milian‘s music to love Christina Milian‘s breasts. Luckily that works in reverse, because Aretha Franklin‘s man-suffocating chest is a little too deadly looking. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Audrina Patridge of The Hills got robbed on Oscar night, and she plans to post the security footage online. I suggest not helping her. Or else she’ll never learn anything. Like how to make a real living.[ImNotObsessed]

Chris Brown fears for his life after death threats increased with the release of the battered Rihanna pic. ‘Cause like the internet says: pic or it didn’t happen.[ICYDK]

Hillary Duff looked stoned out of her mind at Mr. Chow’s Oscar viewing party.[JustJared]