Space aged designs for Beyonce’s new tour make me feel bad that I spilled coffee on my t-shirt. [ImNotObsessed]
Now that I see the sign language demonstrated, I understand why deaf girls are hard to hit on. [EbaumNation]
Jimmy Fallon‘s not-funniness was momentarily saved by Anna Kournikova‘s hotness. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]
Goodbye Blender Magazine. We’re sorry your last cover had Kelly Clarkson on it. [JustJared]
Ashlee Simpson is a house mom…[FatBackMedia]
…while Jamie Lynn Spears doesn’t wanna get hitched. Either way, celeb babies are screwed. [GossipGirls]
Madonna has filed for her new adoption, which still makes no sense. [ICYDK]
