Links Approved By Thumbman

For those of you guessing if I am secretly Thumbman, I wish. I am far less attractive and have much more hair. Maybe to a fault. Wait. Certainly to fault.

Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow is actually up for a Grammy. Like people care about the Grammys. [LaineyGossip]

For some reason, this video of three relatively hot chicks shotgunning a beer is really interesting to me. Maybe because I’m afraid this is some sort of stupid viral thing. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

During Chuck’s pointless 3D episode, Yvonne Strahovski got down to her underwear. It looked like this in 2 dimensions. [Popoholic]

It took about a week of Demi Moore being on Twitter before it was recognized by the gossip rags. [Popwatch]

This Katie Price picture takes 2 seconds to look at, and it’s worth exactly those 2 seconds. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

This outfit means Mickey Rourke is our busted-ass celeb of the day. [BWE]

And for the Thumbman approved downer of the day? Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg has cancer. [PerezHilton]