Paralyzed From The Links Down

January 30, 2009

Dakota Fanning actually looks 15, Ms. Lohan. [LaineyGossip]

Since when did Mischa Barton become a popular link? Probably since she started flashing areola at us. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Paris Hilton looks like a bleached corpse. [CityRag]

Madonna‘s moving her kids to NYC, which means I have to deal with Lourde’s damn unibrow state-side. [SocialitesLife]

Amanda Bynes damns winter by wearing a miniskirt. I feel warmer already. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.

Fun 6 years ago

Perv out.

Living 8 years ago

Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…

Funny Photos 8 years ago

She had the time of her life.

Girls 9 years ago

Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.

Fun 7 years ago

Kittehs will never understand the teknullogee. [CityRag] Wanda Sykes had twins: one for each vagina in her relationship. [FatBackMedia] The…

Girls 15 years ago

Natalie Portman had a little areola slip. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie] The seventh Harry Potter film is a-shooting on a beach…

Girls 15 years ago

I don’t know what circumstances this occurred under, and I don’t care to know [BWE] Are LiLo and SamRo going…

Culture 15 years ago

The best thing anyone can shoot with the top-of-the-line HD camera is a short film about Megan Fox being hot.…

Girls 15 years ago

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