Solange Knowles is Better

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Of course they’re both overrated, pretentious bitches, but since we all know that chicks should be judged by their bodies and their bodies alone, Solange Knowles is way better than Beyonce. I really don’t have any number in front of me, but I think it’s mostly because Beyonce looks like a centaur from the waist down. If you spray painted Beyonce purple she could show up at birthday parties and teach kids about the value of sharing and having good manners.