She may be a raging bitch, but Elizabeth Hurley has had always had a legendary rack, so of course she was gonna show it off at something called the Global Illumination Initiative in London last night. And why wouldn’t she? They’re great. It’s just like when I show off my breakdancing when I feel threatened, making my enemies paralyzed with fear because they see how fresh I am. What, what.
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