Russell Simmons is a Hot Stud

Russell Simmons has for years patted himself on the back for his supposed hardcore vegan and Eastern philosophy lifestyle, but what the hell. This looks like a staged photo-op to show “how great he looks for his age,” but all I’m thinking is, I know you have a billion solid 85 karat gold Buddhas and toilets in your house, but you’re not supposed to look like them, dude. Now go put on a shirt and get your ex-giraffe wife off my television.

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