These pictures of Rosario Dawson hosing herself off are a few days old now, but according to the “post all pictures of actresses in bikinis” clause in my contract, here’s Rosario Dawson in a bikini hosing herself off. I wouldn’t be a gentleman if I mentioned that she has huge boobs and that I’m pretending that she’s gripping that hose like my penis, so I won’t say that. Besides, that looks nothing like penis. After the first twelve inches, it curves at more of a 45-degree angle.
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