Nick Hogan is Feeling Sorry For Himself

On August 26, 2007, Nick Bollea (Nick Hogan) was racing his yellow Toyota Supra in the middle of downtown Clearwater, FL when he lost control and struck a median, flipped, then hit a palm tree. Nick Hogan (Bollea) escaped with minor injuries, but his passenger, 23 year old Marine and Iraqi war veteran, John J. Graziano, suffered massive head injuries and will remain in a nursing care facility for the rest of his life. Last week, Nick Hogan was sentenced to 8 months in prison. He’s already falling apart. Page Six reports:

Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail, friends say. The son of pro wrestler Hulk Hogan started serving eight months in California’s[sic] Pinellas County Jail on May 9 for a drunken-driving accident that left his best friend, John Graziano, in a coma. “Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence,” one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.” That will be small consolation to Graziano’s relatives, who say Hogan has done very little for their son since the crash.”

What a coincidence, because you know who else has trouble making sentences? John Graziano. That usually happens when you’ve had to get part of your brain removed. But I guess he should have thought about that before he tried to hang with somebody as cool as Nick. I hate it when people in comas always try to ruin your fun. Jeez, why don’t you just get a life, people in comas!

To see a picture of what John Graziano looks like now, click here. (Note: The picture is a more disturbing than Hulk Hogan’s face, so you’ve been warned.)