Josh Duhamel Wants Babies

Josh Duhamel clearly doesn’t read this site, because not only is he still dating Fergie, he now says he wants to have kids with her. He tells OK!:

I’ve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me – so I got to get on the horse!”…”I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking my time. We’ll do it when it’s right. It’s busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen.”

Josh Duhamel must’ve been joking around since Halloween is tomorrow, because he has to know that Fergie is a monster. You normally only see faces like hers on haunted pirate ships or punching out of graves. If I was Josh, I’d probably drop by Home Depot and pick up and ax. I mean, I guess an actual baby could come out, but why take a chance?

Fergie performing for her fellow trannies in Thailand on October 13th: