More Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Stuff is Coming

Just in time for the premiere of Kim Kardashian’s new “reality” show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Vivid Entertainment sent an email to all of us pervs on their mailing list on Friday which reads as follows:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ‘nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works…A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can’t take all of the credit for Kim’s success, we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to Keep checking the site regularly and if you’re not already a member, be sure to check out what you’ve been missing.”

Gosh, I wonder what “new footage has emerged.” Kim discussing the dimensions and functionality of the steel pendulum which prevents the Taipei 101 from tipping over? Maybe. But only if by “Taipei 101” you mean “cock” and pendulum you mean “balls.”