Kim Kardashian is Sophisticated

I didn’t think it was physically possible for Kim Kardashian to look more like a tarted up slut than she already does, but she definitely deserved the blue ribbon last night at the Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere party. It’s “Kardashians” because there’s more than one. Unfortunately. Namely, the other fug beasts in these pictures and about 6 other full/half/step-brother/sisters. Not that it matters. This show is going to be 15 minutes of Kim Kardashian talking about herself then another 15 minutes of little elves brushing her hair and telling her she’s beautiful while the rest of the family is standing around in the backyard smoking cigarettes and wondering how long the contract says they have to live with this whore.