Owen Wilson allegedly tried to kill himself over Kate Hudson, and if you’re Kate Hudson, that has to be a little flattering. But not as flattering as the shorts she’s wearing on the set of Bachelor No. 2. This chick is the perfect mix of cute and sexy, tight and blonde. Too bad I have to look at Dane Cook, too. Maybe I’m behind, but why is he in movies again? Is there an actor shortage in Hollywood that I don’t know about? I’d rather see a video of my blindfolded parents kneeling in front of a flag than watch this spastic idiot do his impression of acting.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…