In case you didn’t know, Mena Suvari shaved her head last week and here are some pictures of her from this weekend. She doesn’t have cancer and she doesn’t have any Holocaust movies coming up, so I guess that only leaves “crazy,” which for some reason, is kinda hot. Because, after all, crazy chicks are great and she does have this. And according to the Pythagorean Theorem, crazy chick + hot ass = unlimited anal.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
