I know Kate Bosworth is supposed to be “looking better,” but she still looks like me, when I was 9 years old, and my mom couldn’t afford food. I expect Sally Struthers to waddle into these pictures any minute and put her arm around Kate, and then a phone number will pop up the screen, and Sally will cry. Then some beachgoers will gather and help push Sally back in the ocean.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
