Kirsten Dunst is Still Ugly

Here are Kirsten Dunst and her boyfriend last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. That sounds pretty fancy, so I’m wondering who got fired for letting these people through the door. They’re hideous. I always thought Kirsten couldn’t get any uglier unless her coffin was opened in direct sunlight, but man, was I wrong. It seems like I have a long way to go before my research is complete. Once it is, be prepared Kirsten, be prepared…