Abigail Ratchford, like Sara Jean Underwood, is pretty much a dream, and we are still baffled she exists. It’s kind of how we thought she was a dream when she freed the nipple while in a sailor hat. Or when she went totally nude to help us with our post-labor day blues. The point is she is close to being perfect. And once again she has proved it to everyone.
And just how in the hell did she do that? Oh, pretty damn simple: She just shared a short video of herself on her Twitter in a painted on bikini. Yep, that’s all it takes. Take a look at it below:
Heres a video of me naked No seriously, my bikini is painted on pic.twitter.com/orTmKMP92x
— Abigail Ratchford (@AbiRatchford) October 21, 2016
I honestly don’t know what the point of that was, but does anyone honestly care? We don’t need any context, this is just what Abigail does. Let’s check that out again with some tunes added:
Oh, this just in, all of this is for her fantasy calendar. Here she is as a mermaid.
Nice to have an actual physical copy of her fantasy calendar since up until now it has been in my head. I know, I know, I’m a gross human.