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FunPresident Trump Happy to Continue His Tradition of Pardoning Fat Turkeys As He Pardons White House Thanksgiving Birdsby Mandatory Editors
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FunZoom Eliminates Meeting Time Limit For Thanksgiving (Now You Need a Real Good Excuse to Hang Up on Your Family)by Mandatory Editors
FunDr. Fauci Says Santa Claus Is Immune to Coronavirus, Which Leads Us to Believe Fauci May Also Be St. Nick, Showering the World With Vaccines This Holiday Seasonby Mandatory Editors
FunJapan Uses Video Game With Anime Girls to Teach Men About Healthy Pooping Habitsby Mandatory Editors
FunSpoiled Brains of Rudy Giuliani Appear to Melt the More Lies He Tells, Leaving His Ears During Tall-Tale Press Conferenceby Nick Perkins
FunMandatory Charts: Matt Shirley Shares Hilariously Perfect Seating Chart For COVID Thanksgivingby Mandatory Editors
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