Moral of the story: don't date this dude.
I don't think that customer will be eating there again.
Dare to meme.
And you thought your government stunk.
The time to laugh starts now.
Now she needs a dad that lives off her and she's set.
The first step to improving this nation.
Laugh now, work later. (But probably not.)
That's one way to get their blessing.
Everyone has their methods.