Laugh the pain away.
You can't catch what you can't see.
Are you surprised that he's a pig parker?
She must have thought she was still in the strip club.
I guess the choice of boxers or briefs doesn't matter here.
Would you look at that, I've shot myself.
Read over your work, buddy.
And get away clean as a whistle every time.
Get that lady her own show.
LOLz for dayz. (At least today.)