If you're going to go down, go down as a legend.
Use that spellcheck, people.
Get this kid the kudos he deserves.
Whatever you say, lady.
Laugh in Monday's stupid face.
Let’s forget for a moment that the “standards of beauty” are literally different for every person on the planet, Lonely…
This is why I drink water at room temperature.
Sounds like this woman was ready to party in 2017.
Lather. Rinse. Retweet.
This has never happened to me. Knock on wood.